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Because long-winded speeches and meandering rhetoric aren’t all that DC has to offer, Sixth & I is bringing you the best of the brief when it comes to profundity.

On Tuesday, April 3 at 7:00 pm at Sixth & I, contributors to SMITH Magazine’s Oy! Only Six? Why Not More?— Six-Word Memoirs on Jewish Life book will tell the stories behind their 6-word memoirs. We caught up with Larry Smith, the founder and editor of SMITH Magazine, best known as the creator of the Six-Word Memoir® project, who talked to us about entrepreneurship and the inner monologue.

KS: What inspired you to start SMITH Magazine?

LS: I was inspired to start SMITH Magazine by my grandfather. The codename for the original prototype of SMITH was Smitty, after Morris “Smitty” Smith, a great storyteller in his day. Smitty became “SMITH” as Smith is not only someone who works to create something (a blacksmith or a wordsmith), but is the most popular last name in America. SMITH represents us all, person-to-person, story-to-story.

SMITH is infused by something I witnessed with my grandfather—he loved to tell stories. He rarely did until he was asked. That was an important lesson for me: everyone has a story, but often they aren’t asked, or made to feel their story is important.

KS: How has storytelling shaped your life? Do you go about your day internally narrating each moment?

LS: Storytelling shapes all our lives, whether we’re having a deep conversation around our dinner tables or sharing a short-short story via a Six-Word Memoir or well-crafted Facebook status update. Storytelling has always been the whole deal, what makes us human, from the hieroglyphics of Egypt to the overheard conversations at the next wedding or barbecue on our schedules. What’s better than calling your best friend and saying, “I’ve got the most wonderful story to tell you….”?

I see stories everywhere and I love asking people for their own life stories. Sometimes my brain does go a bit haywire with it all, which is one reason my wife keeps begging me to take up meditation. I’m working on that.

KS: What do you think people find so appealing about a Six-Word Memoir?

LS: We’re all writers. All of us. All of us, whether we know it or acknowledge it or not. Still, a blank page is a scary thing. When a blank page is filled by just six words it becomes less intimidating—so six words is a great way to get your words moving. On SMITH, you can write one or many Six-Word Memoirs; the teens over at SMITHteens.com do dozens a day as a way to document their always-changing lives. And while six words can indeed tell an entire story (“Ex-wife and contractor now have house”), it often becomes just the start of a longer story. People started using the comments area to write more, so we added a “backstory” feature on SMITH where they can do just that. At our live story shows, such as the April 3 Jewish-themed show at Sixth & I, we’ll see how each storyteller will use his or her six words as a jumping off point for the longer narrative.

KS: Do you have any advice to offer aspiring media entrepreneurs?

LS: You have got to love what you do, and wake up every day obsessed or you’re sunk. A startup or any personal passion you’re trying to turn into a living is both a marathon and a sprint, but probably more of a marathon. If you’re smart and just want to make money, pick something else—there are so many easy ways to make a living. But if you can’t live without bringing a project into the world, then go for it.

Also, don’t wait to make sure everything is in place to get started, just start. I wasted three years trying to raise the big bucks to launch SMITH Magazine and then I finally took the advice of some of the people I admired most and just launched SMITH as a small, scrappy site and built it, slowly but surely, from there.

Then once you’re off the ground, don’t be shocked if your project takes paths you hadn’t expected. I first launched SMITH intending to be a new kind of web-print magazine. Now I would describe it as a community of storytellers—and I like this notion much more than my original concept. Allowing yourself to veer off the path you think you’re supposed to be on won’t slow you down, but in fact open you up to new experiences, new places, new people and new ways of seeing.

KS: What can we expect at the Oy? Only Six Words? Why Not More? event at Sixth & I?

LS: We’ll see a really great bunch of storytellers—some pros, others taking the stage for the first time—taking a nugget of their Jewish life and opening that up into stories that are uniquely personal, yet will resonate with the audience in a more universal way. Because SMITH is meant to be a participatory experience, our shows always end with an audience “Six-Word Slam,” in which anyone and everyone is invited to share six words on the evening’s theme. The “slams” are wild, weird, and wonderful and often the part people are buzzing most about later.

Then again, every story show is different, so I never know what to expect.

Not like Mike: As his TV role ensured, every millenial’s favorite child star has seemed to grow into a pain. Kirk Cameron, the Born-Again Christian who played Mike Seaver on 1985 – 1992’s Growing Pains, made some intolerant remarks while appearing on Piers Morgan Tonight. When asked about his views on homosexuality, Cameron responded, “I think that it’s unnatural. I think that it’s detrimental and ultimately destructive to so many of the foundations of civilization.” Following Cameron’s remarks, much of the public is reportedly no longer “sharing the laughter and love.”

Seeing the truth: The politics of local advertising in Israel have gotten heavy. In an attempt to combat eating disorders in the country where approximately 2% of all girls between 14 and 18 suffer from them, new laws will ban overly thin models from ads. The laws will require companies to report when they have altered images of models as well. Some critics note that the legislation is flawed in that the proposed required size of a model is based on weight, rather than BMI.

Picturing peace: An Israeli graphic designer decided to tell the Iranian people just how much Israelis love them.  Working with his wife, designer Ronny Edry created posters displaying various memes and phrases about love between the two countries. The posters were uploaded to Facebook—one with the words, “IRANIANS. We will never bomb your country. We <3 You.”—and have since launched peace-minded conversations between the two peoples on the social networking site.

Party of three: Neve Campbell, who comes from Sephardic Jewish ancestry but is a practicing Catholic (I know this comes as a surprise, as I too assumed The Craft was a real life portrayal of Campbell’s religious practices), is reportedly pregnant with her first child. Actor J.J. Field—neither John Cusack nor ex-hubby John Light—is the father.

With March Madness hype on the rise and the username BaracketObama impossible to claim (sigh), it only seems appropriate to measure all facets of life in bracket form before time nearly runs out, and we’re forced to hope for a buzzer beater. We’ve gotten off the benscher to offer you some less sporty, but just as satisfying, Tribe-related brackets.

We’ve narrowed it down to two finalists in each category, but choose your picks for the final champions in the comments section.

Funniest Jewish Comedians Bracket

Funniest Jewish Comedians

Best Jewish Foods Bracket

Best Jewish Foods

Greatest Jewish TV Characters Bracket

Greatest Jewish TV Characters

Note: For Bracket #3 we left off all Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm characters deliberately, as we gave the comedic greats their due in Bracket #1.

Purim may serve as your pre-game for St. Patty’s Day, but has the drinking tradition been taken out of context by some costume-clad party-goers who think Vashti looks better with beer goggles? Rabbi Shira Stutman uncovers the truth about what Judaism says on getting hammered over Haman and ending up with a hangover that puts the groggy in grogger.

KS: Many people associate Purim with heavy drinking. Is this a modern interpretation of the holiday or a tried-and-true ancient tradition?

RSS: Like all good Jewish questions, the answer to this one is “yes.”

On the one hand, it is an ancient tradition. The story of Esther ends with the instruction from Mordecai to the Jewish people to celebrate this holiday as “y’mei mishteh v’simcha”–days of drinking and joy (Esther 9:22). In the Talmud, we learn that “Rava said: It is one’s duty, levasumei, to make oneself fragrant [with wine] on Purim until one cannot tell the difference between ‘arur Haman‘ (cursed be Haman) and ‘barukh Mordekhai’ (blessed be Mordecai)” (Babylonian Talmud, Megillah 7b).

But also in perfect rabbinic fashion, there was never consensus on what exactly levasumei meant. Rip-roaring, hangover-inducing drunk? Or just a little tipsy? In different communities, in different eras, and depending on what culture we lived in (i.e. hard-drinking or teetotalism), there would be more or less drinking. In mid-20^th century America, Purim went pediatric, all about kiddies winning those poor goldfish at the carnival and not as much about adult celebration.

It’s starting to change–I hope–and not just by the carnivals refraining from giving out goldfish. Nowadays, more communities are wrestling Purim away from the kiddies and returning it to its proper place as an R-rated holiday. Pass the flask.

KS: What is Judaism’s general take on alcohol consumption?

RSS: Did I just say “pass the flask”? What I should have said is, “pass the flask responsibly.” Above all else, Judaism privileges human dignity and safety. I could list any number of values and mitzvot that are integral to our tradition and insist that we take care of ourselves and those around us: lo tirtzach, do not murder; b’tzelem elokim, we were all created in G-d’s image; k’vod ha’briyot, honoring all living creatures; lo l’vayesh, do not embarrass yourself or others, etc. Abstaining from drink can be a mitzvah, too. We should never ever pressure others to consume alcohol.

In general, Judaism holds that alcohol consumption should be in moderation. On Shabbat, at Havdalah, at wedding ceremonies, at the Passover seder—these are all times when we’re instructed to drink wine but are also given specific amounts to drink. If you read the minutia you’ll learn which goblets are too big and which too small, how much wine is enough and how much is overdoing it, when and where and why to drink. Alcohol—like sex or money—is a powerful tool, which can be used for joy or for destruction. Use it for good.

KS: True or false: The tradition of alcohol on Purim exists solely to make the sound of incessant groggers more tolerable?

RSS: False. We’re supposed to hear the Megillah not only on Purim eve when the majority of drinking takes place, but also on Purim morning when, let’s just say, a grogger and a hangover don’t mix.

Reading between the lines: Because all Jewish news this week has revolved around the AIPAC conference and the speeches and claims of the leaders involved, here is an angle that you may have missed. In a meeting Monday at the White House, Bibi gave President Obama a copy of the Book of Esther – the story told at Purim in which Jews foil a genocidal plot of the ancient Persians. According to The Forward, Bibi’s gesture was an attempt to emphasize his belief that “Israel has a right to take action on its own to defend itself” against Iran.

Kiss and make-up: In other news of Israeli leaders expressing their sentiments in unconventional ways, Israeli President Shimon Peres stopped by The View to chat with his old friend Barbara Walters. The interview concluded with Peres’ proposal to the audience for peace in the form of Facebook friendship, and was followed by a smooch between Walters and the 89-year-old President. Watch the kiss here.

Widespread a-sphiel: Vox Tablet captured some high-quality Jewish storytelling in the spirit of the Purim shpiel. Listen to Ilya Khodesh’s prize-winning tale of internet theft in his early months of graduate school. Jewish storytelling has a home at Sixth & I, with the popularity of our annual My So-Called Jewish Life event. For more where that came from (and a shameless plug), come to a Six-Word Story Show on Jewish Life from SMITH Magazine at Sixth & I on April 3rd.

Image via Hollywood Reporter

Hollywood in the Homeland: One half of Branjolina will be spending the late summer in Israel filming his new movie, The Gray Man. According to the Hollywood Reporter, “[Brad] Pitt will play a CIA operative-turned-assassin targeted for elimination, forcing him to elude teams of killers while trying to save the lives of the daughters who don’t know he exists.” Alas, your summer Birthright trip suddenly has new promise.

Notable Jewish women: The Daily Beast/Newsweek’s annual “150 Women Who Shake the World” list was released today, and included six Jewish women from Gabrielle Giffords to Roseanne Barr. That’s right, the same Roseanne that won your heart as the fictional middle-class mother to DJ, Darlene and Becky is now the Roseanne that’s campaigning for the Green Party’s presidential candidate.

Originally appearing on The Washington Post’s On Faith/Local on March 2, 2012, the following piece was written by Sixth & I’s Director of Community Engagement, Rabbi Shira Stutman. 

It was a good morning. I had negotiated child care, work responsibilities and sleep deprivation and made it to yoga class on time. Class began and ended with a meditation, time which I used productively to make a food-shopping list and outline my sermon for the upcoming weekend.

The irony: A few weeks ago, we read in the Torah of one of the many intimate encounters between God and Moses. It begins with God telling Moses to “ascend to the top of the mountain and be there” (Exodus 24:12). The question is asked: Why would God need to say both “ascend the mountain” and “be there”? Wouldn’t just the first clause have been enough? And the answer: It is not enough. Physically walking up the mountain and arriving at the top is only the first step. It’s in cultivating a sense of presence that the hard work begins.

Getting to the yoga class? Check. Down-dog, Warrior I, II, III? Check. Being there? Epic fail.

Cultivating a presence in body and spirit, giving money to a homeless person and looking him or her in the eye, calling a friend who is going through a tough time and concentrating only on that one conversation, showing up at synagogue and opening your heart to prayer—it’s not just about showing up. It’s about “being here” as well.

The Jewish Sabbath is an eternal concept, designed as a respite from all those worries and fears that dog us during the week, designed to cut us off from all things—commerce, technology—that preclude us from being fully present to ourselves and those we love. We can choose to partake in it, or not. Shabbat happens whether we’re at the grocery store, at work, or at home. In that way, it’s kind of like life. We can go through life on total auto-pilot, and, in fact, most of the time we do. Every once in a while, though, we have the opportunity to remind ourselves that it’s not just what happened an hour ago or what will happen next week or next year. It’s now. You spent all week ascending the mountain, the Sabbath teaches, and now you’re here. Give yourself a break. Be here.

In last week’s Torah portion, Terumah, we rejoined our wandering Israelites in the wilderness. At God’s request, they build a mishkan, a tabernacle, a mobile sanctuary. God says, “Let them make me a Mishkan that I may dwell among them.” The Biblical authors chose an interesting word for what we translate as “dwell.” The obvious choice would have been yashav, which means “to settle somewhere.” Instead, purposefully, the Biblical authors chose shachan, to live somewhere temporarily. Yashav is moving into a new house; shachan is pitching a tent.

In ancient Israelite times, there were plenty of peoples building tabernacles for their gods. But the Israelites did it a little bit differently. Instead of building a place for their God, Adonai, to settle down, the Israelites built a tent to serve as God’s hub or base of operations. It’s the difference between the candidate who does all campaign fundraising by “taking” meeting after meeting at The Palm, and the candidate who does some Palm-esque work but accomplishes most of the fundraising by going door-to-door. The Israelite God, Adonai, rests in the tabernacle from time to time, but it’s temporary. God is both in the tabernacle and with the people.

Jews are the heirs to the Israelites’ God. We come to the synagogue to pray and to sing and to study and to meet and to be here—and all that is critical. But Judaism does not happen only in the synagogue. We can access God not just in exquisite spaces such as Sixth & I but also when we do God’s work in the world.

In 1965, Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel joined Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. as they marched for civil rights together in Alabama. Of that experience, Rabbi Heschel wrote, “For many of us the march from Selma to Montgomery was about protest and prayer. Legs are not lips, and walking is not kneeling. And yet our legs uttered songs. Even without words, our march was worship. I felt my legs were praying.” Heschel was a man who was very comfortable in the synagogue, but he recognized that Judaism cannot be lived in a building. Just the opposite. For God in Israelite times, for Heschel 40 years ago, for us today, Judaism needs to be both about what happens inside the synagogue, as well as what happens outside. The synagogue must serve as our launch pad, compass and refueling station, giving us a foundation and a direction as we do God’s work in the world.

Taking time for a Sabbath helps us cultivate the practice of presence, arguably one of the most sorely needed qualities in our multitasking, Twitter- and soundbite-driven society. It’s not easy — witness the Sabbath-practicing rabbi drawing up shopping lists during yoga class. Being present to God, to those we love, to our own selves—these are touchstones on a lifelong journey to create a life that matters, a life that is bigger than any one of us, a life that is more than the sum of its parts. A life where we can feel the presence of God—of the Shekhinah, the one who dwells among all of us—each and every moment.

Watching the Academy Awards last night was similar to watching a G-rated amateur comedy show at the Nevele Resort circa 1987, with little to redeem it but J.Lo’s wardrobe malfunction (sort of) and Sandra Bullock speaking German. In my disappointment, I assumed that the Jews had come up short deeming it impossible that we could be behind a silent film like The Artist. After all, silence is not so easily achieved amongst the tribe. Much to my surprise, The Artists’s director and producer each have Jewish ancestry, prompting this Jewish Oscar round-up as good as the sound mixing in Hugo.

Here’s a look at some of the winner’s connections to the chosen people:

Michel Hazanavicius, Director of The Artist: This director is a French Jew whose parents and grandparents hid in the French countryside to survive the Nazi occupation.

Image via Oscar.go.com

Thomas Langmann, Producer of The Artist: Langmann has Eastern European Jewish grandparents, and his father produced the film “Two of Us” telling the story of a French Jew in hiding during WWII.

Woody Allen, Director/Screenwriter of Midnight in Paris: Explaining Woody Allen’s connection to Judaism would be as tired and overdone as Billy Crystal hosting the Oscars.

Meryl Streep for Margaret Thatcher in The Iron Lady: In 1978, Streep’s role as a German woman married to a Jewish artist in the miniseries Holocaust, and in 2005, her performance as an involved Jewish mother and therapist in Prime, both earn her honorary mentions.

Christopher Plummer for Hal Fields in The Beginners: Aside from the many Jewish characters in The Beginners, Plummer was in the Sound of Music — the pre-Producers original Nazi-related musical.

Octavia Spencer for Minny Jackson in The Help:  One time, @octaviaspencer tweeted “To all of my Jewish friends, Happy Passover.” So that counts.

“Man or Muppet” song from The Muppets: Jim Henson may have been a Christian Scientist, but Jason Segel is Jewish enough for anything Muppet-related to make this list. His smile really makes me get all Miss Piggy about him.

There you have it. Plus, I consider Sacha Baron Cohen a Jewish winner in that he convinced the Academy that his Dictator bit was worth the fight. Seacrest out.

If you haven’t watched the CBS show 2 Broke Girls, you’re not missing much. This week’s “And the Kosher Cupcakes” episode was a poor attempt at humorously taking on the Hasidic Jews of South Williamsburg. Max and Caroline, the two broke girls themselves who are waitresses/aspiring cupcake bakers, are hired to bake kosher cupcakes for a bar mitzvah.

For the record, I don’t regularly watch 2 Broke Girls, mostly because anything TV-related that Whitney Cummings (Broke Girls co-creator and EP) touches unfortunately feels contrived and wince-worthy. So, while I found the episode mostly offensive, it was less a result of the painful, forced Yiddish dialogue alongside the 13-year old pais-clad “pimps,” and much more a result of the episode being just so terribly unfunny.

Given that the show is designed to take a comedic look at Williamsburg, Brooklyn, I suppose acknowledging the area’s Jewish community was inevitable. The complete lack of humor and awkward use of dialogue, however, was not a great approach.

At one point, two bar mitzvah-age boys appear obedient in front of their parents and turn into foul-mouthed “pimps” once left alone with the two broke girls. To have young actors speak about “filling women’s mouths” with anything is just a poor attempt at humor. (Unless of course it’s a Comedy Central Roast, or a Will Ferrell movie. Those jokes are hilarious). To have child actors portraying lewd Hasidic Jewish boys for the sake of a few dirty bar mitzvah jokes is really just unappealing all around.

The A.V. Club nails the show’s style of humor saying, “The most irritating and prolonged [problem of the show] is that, like a fifth grader giving a book report, the writers just don’t seem to trust in the ability of the audience to retain information or get a joke that isn’t highlighted, starred, and given to you with 10 exclamation points.” And each one of the episode’s kugel euphemisms (i.e. “a pasta and a dessert”) does just that.

Comedy has tremendous value in society. As free speech goes, satire is the best form of it. Therefore, if you are going to attempt to shed some light on the idiosyncrasies of any religious group, race, or even neighborhood, please at least make sure it’s laugh-worthy.

Thankfully, Sylvia Fine from The Nanny (aka Renee Taylor) always makes things better.

Doron Petersan, Cupcake Wars champ and founder of vegan cafe Sticky Fingers Sweets & Eats in Columbia Heights, sat down with Kosher Salt to chat about her new new cookbook, the dirty secret behind cake pops, and what it takes to win a Food Network competition.

Petersan will be at Sixth & I to discuss her new cookbook, Sticky Fingers’ Sweets! 100 Super-Secret Vegan Recipes, on Thursday, March 1 at 7:00 pm.  And yes, there will be samples.